If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
