my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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