Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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