Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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