Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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