Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize