Porn is love you can see.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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