How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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