i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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