i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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