I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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