problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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