going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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