what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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