i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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