Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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