I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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