you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Use "feeling words"
Yay
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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