I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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