Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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