hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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