he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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