This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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