Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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