what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
