i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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