OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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