did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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