So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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