whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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