i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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