He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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