Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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