So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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