I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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