chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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