shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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