If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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