Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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