Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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