So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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