My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Congratulations! We have a period
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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