Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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