4 words: hood of his car
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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