i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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