Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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