i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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