OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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