Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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