Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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