"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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