But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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