i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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