she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it glows. i had to have it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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