Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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