That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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